Things Men Need to Stop Using as Decorations

Empty bottles: C’mon Hunter, only you care that you chugged an entire handle of Fireball. It’s a shitty glass bottle and nobody thinks it looks good.

Hats on the Wall: I’m all for organization and keeping your things out of the way, but this gives off big “still living with my parents” vibes that cannot be respected.

Frat Movie Posters: I’m sorry dude but these are far too corny to have anywhere in your living situation. Including, but not limited to: Animal House, Wolf of Wall Street, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Old School, and Reservoir Dogs.

Skateboard Decks: Unless it’s an incredibly rare Supreme deck (and in that case maybe you should be looking for a buyer) AND you skate, there’s no reason for this. It’s pretty much being a skater taxidermist and it’s lame.

Jerseys: What, are you 12 years old? Clothes should be hung in a closet or put in a drawer. We get it, you like sports. I’m sure it’s already most of your personality, take it off the wall and maybe try reading a book.

Unread Books: I’m of the firm belief that you should only put books on display if you have already read them. Otherwise, keep them somewhere else until you’ve completed them.

Old Trophies: If you have a trophy from your high school on display, please for the love of god look in the mirror. Heads up Uncle Rico, high school is over!!! Stop living in the past and find a better use for that shrine to your former glory.

KAWS Dolls: Spend your money on literally anything else. Anything.

LED Light Strips: As someone guilty for owning these, I understand the convenience, but a smart LED bulb is like $20 on Amazon and much less of a fuckboy vibe.

Flags: Do you think doing Nationalism is cool? Seriously though, they just feel like you’re lazily trying to cover as much of the wall as you can and it just feels lazy.

Video Game Memorabilia: GTA 5 came out seven years ago, I think it’s high time the map of Los Santos came down off the wall.

Diploma: Diplomas should only be on display in an office. If you don’t have an office, maybe you shouldn’t be so keen to show off that degree.

Non-Artistic Nude Photos: Nothing says “I don’t care about making a girl cum” like a bikini photoshoot poster on the wall. If you’re into the beauty of the human form, get something that’s artistic and tasteful, not a picture of a Margot Robbie type spread eagle.