Spice Up Your Head Game Without Blowing It
Are you looking to spice up your headwear? Looking for a make-shift mask? Trying to look like your dad’s friend in that one picture from when they were at Jersey Shore in the 80s, but you don’t wanna look like every other bandana wearing bozo? Sure, you could cut the work and purchase a Kapital bandana, but then you would just be wearing this month’s flavor of Supreme and weird skinny college guys would walk up to you and tell you how dope your Kapital bandana is and how he's been thinking of buying Kapital, but he just quite hasn’t gotten there yet. Personal anecdotes aside, I have done some searching, and have put together a list of bandana’s for you.
1. Wanna play the part of “avant-gardener”? Then this tastefully-floral clad bandana is for you.
2. Let’s roleplay biker now. Roll up to the illegal party your friends are throwing, and no doubt they will think you have rolled up on your Harley Davidson Iron 883, already absolutely plastered off Jack Daniels.
3. Getting ready to role-play rich mistress? Brag about that time you went to Paris? Well, then this is the bandana for you! Say “Bon Voyage!” to sweat, hair falling in your face, and say hello to French Sailor-wear, as this bandana will be sure to accent your French chore coat.
4. Bro, have you tried acid? Do you experience acid-induced psychosis? Wanna let everyone know you’ve taken psychedelics once? HAVE YOU TRIED ACID IT’S LIFE CHANGING LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ONE TIME I TOOK ACID. CAN’T YOU TELL I DO DRUGS BY MY BANDANA? Bro, have you met God??
5. Sorry, acid flashback hit. I blacked out and woke up at a Tool concert and then woke back up and I was here. Here is an understated one, because busy bandana bozo’s only rock the loudest, most ignorant designed bandanas, so flex on them with your quaintness and elegance with this 3 color, negative space bandana.
6. THIS ONE IS FOR THE GORP BOYS. THE BOYS WHO WEAR ARC’TERYX YEAR ROUND. THE BOYS WHO HAVE BEEN WEARING BAGGIES AND OTHER SHORT SHORTS BEFORE THOSE DAMN E-CHILDREN GOT INTO THEM. FLEX YOUR MOUNTAIN AND HIKING CAPABILITIES IN THIS ADIRONDACK BANDANA.
7. Are you wearing clothes that you hope no one calls you out on? Did you just buy a lot of Visvim? Are you wearing that new RRL studded belt you bought? Nice Thunderbird shirt bro. Anyways, complete the appropriated look with this Southwestern bandana.
8. Throw this bad boy on if you are NOT a goth cowboy, but instead a regular cowboy. Rope cows, ride horses, and wipe that corn off your country girl coochie with this bandana.
9. Cute, vintage, and the coolest cartoon other than Garfield, flex on your middle-aged mom with this Snoopy & Woodstock bandana.
