Weekly eBay Grails 5/8
feat. Bart Hutchins
Method Man, J Cole, Nas, Bart Hutchins. What do these men have in common? Well besides the obvious, they are all also incredible feature artists. I did ring the first three but they just simply did not have the eBay digging prowess I was looking for. Sure, Nas’s verse on Gimme More was incredible, but the man can’t spot a deal to save his life.
There will be haters, people who say, “but he’s a chef! Aside from the unshakable support for the otherwise temperamentally treated Croc, what could he possibly know about fashion!?” But the late great Anthony Bourdain has proven that a chef is capable of more than the novelty bow tie and a nice pair of glasses. Drug use “aside,” Bart is here to carry the sartorial torch for our culinary fashion hero. I trust his picks implicitly. Bart is the Yin to my Yang. The RRL refinement to my Hawaiian shirt fanaticism. I am definitely not afraid he will metaphorically grapple this column away from me.
RRL is cool and all.
Another piece out of the “probably can only wear this in quarantine” wardrobe.
For 1/300th of the price you can look like every bit the asshole.
Making other countries landmarks appear small and borderline kitschy in the name of toxic nationalism.
For when you’re role-playing as a Columbian drug lord lounging by an impossibly beautiful pool with an impossibly beautiful wife.
501s are too skinny, I’m sorry. The bigger the pants the bigger the brain.
Lohan got kicked out, Franco got horny for Lohan, Bourdain conceived his only child, Belushi OD'd, and you've never fucking been. A sabbatical at the Marmont might be out of the question for now, but you can still throw these on and feel like people know who you are.
I wear Doc Martens almost everyday but that's because I built my shoe rotation before I knew about Solovair. These goodyear welted Gibson's will last longer than corona.
It's RRL and it's currently under 50 bucks, what the fuck else do you need from me? Denim on Denim is the trend of the year, every year.
Worn by Mick Jagger and the frat boy who stole your girl. Snatch this shirt before I do, I'll give you a 15 minute head start.
