Weekly eBay Grails 5/1
One of these days I’ll teach y’all to fish. But for now, I have returned with a curated list of items that I can’t afford to buy myself.
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I’m not totally sure what this contour is supposed to achieve.
Price: $165.00 OBO
Only drawback with these jeans is now you have to buy coke for two instead of one.
Everything about these Etro pants is so wrong but so right.
My ideal cult leader would absolutely wear these Armani jorts.
Wetting your pants but make it fashion.
Seventy years ago someone bought this jacket for a nickel.
Inflation strikes again smh.
These pants’ drink of choice is a grasshopper.
GOLF le FLEUR* could never!
This shirt was described as “Disco Hipster” and I’ve never known a more enticing tagline.
These shorts aren’t really giving me much to work with comedically speaking but I felt they should be included nonetheless.
Earth Rags is Patagonia’s estranged younger sibling.
I thought the guy behind parking meters would be a little more evil looking, but this lil guy is actually kinda cute.
This hat exudes “80 year old man that can barely walk himself out of his UWS apartment” energy.
Define “workingman.”
Price: $37.99 OBO + Shipping