Weekly eBay Grails 5/1

One of these days I’ll teach y’all to fish. But for now, I have returned with a curated list of items that I can’t afford to buy myself.

Welcome to the safest place on the internet™. This blog will never judge your novelty tee shirt purchases, your decision to buy used running shoes or whatever other lifestyle choices you might make.

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I’m not totally sure what this contour is supposed to achieve.
Price: $165.00 OBO 

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Only drawback with these jeans is now you have to buy coke for two instead of one.

Price: $90.00 OBO + Shipping

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Everything about these Etro pants is so wrong but so right.

Price: $215.00 OBO + Shipping

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My ideal cult leader would absolutely wear these Armani jorts.

Price: $101.80 OBO + Shipping

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Wetting your pants but make it fashion.

Price: $44.95 OBO

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Seventy years ago someone bought this jacket for a nickel.

Price: $300.00 + Shipping

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Inflation strikes again smh.

Price: $124.99 OBO + Shipping

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These pants’ drink of choice is a grasshopper.

Price: $37.00

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GOLF le FLEUR* could never!

Price: $64.99

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This shirt was described as “Disco Hipster” and I’ve never known a more enticing tagline.

Price: $24.99

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These shorts aren’t really giving me much to work with comedically speaking but I felt they should be included nonetheless.

Price: $29.95 + Shipping

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Earth Rags is Patagonia’s estranged younger sibling.

Price: $29.95 OBO + Shipping

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I thought the guy behind parking meters would be a little more evil looking, but this lil guy is actually kinda cute.

Price: $49.00 OBO

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This hat exudes “80 year old man that can barely walk himself out of his UWS apartment” energy.

Price: $21.84 OBO + Shipping

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Define “workingman.”

Price: $37.99 OBO + Shipping





































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