Weekly eBay Grails 4/10

I hope you are all staying safe and well in these trying times. I want to get angry, mad, upset at corona’s audacity to take from me my one and only weekend hobby: thrifting. Alas, I cannot, for my former mistress eBay has stepped up to the plate to fill the gaping COVOID in my heart. Against all odds, I am now still able to find novelty sweatshirts and oversized sweaters my mom lovingly refers to as “unflattering.”

Before I reveal to you my list of this week’s eBay grails, I highly recommend checking out this article from the New York Times, which outlines how you can help victims of the virus. In addition to bragging to the homies about all the great deals you found on eBay, you can also brag about how generous of a person you are. Stay winning my friends. 

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Museum tees are an eBay cheat code. They’re always gonna slap but you’re not necessarily getting a “deal.”

Price: $79.99 OBO + Shipping

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I’ve always said we don’t have a chance at saving the planet unless we have the full support of the Hard Rock Cafe. 

Starting Bid: $20.00 + Shipping

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Nothing sexier than liking sports and knowing sports facts. You can prove your mastery of both for the low price of $74.99!

Price: $74.99

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I could’ve been in the advanced program if I actually tried in high school. Too bad trying is for nerds.

Starting Bid: $6.99 + Shipping

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Who designs these sweatshirts for college teams? Why are they so good? I hope they are now somewhere gainfully employed. 

Price: $49.99 OBO + Shipping  

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If you wear this you are inviting random friends to ask you “hey have you ever skied [insert any mountain that is not Breckenridge]?” Alternatively: “the pow out there is so nice.”

Price: $38.97 OBO + Shipping

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I love the idea of a beer company sponsoring a regatta. Hey, call me a prude but I’ve never been one for drinking and sailing. I guess the Brazilians are a little more open minded. 

Price: $11.00 + Shipping

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All regattas should be dead musician themed. 

Price: $104.99 OBO + Shipping

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Motocross, like punk music, has an incredible design language— exciting and expensive! 

Price: $59.99 OBO + Shipping

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Is this shirt $300? Yes. But that’s the price of perfection baby! 

Price: $299.99 OBO + Shipping

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The golden rule of vintage tees is the more fonts the better!

Price: $50.00 OBO + Shipping

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Hard to imagine a Mormon rocking this.

Price: $40.00 OBO + Shipping

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Let’s throw it back to the days before corona killed the movie industry.

Price: $75.00 OBO + Shipping

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If your jeans aren’t wearing jeans, we can’t be friends.

Price: $180.00 OBO + Shipping
































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