Weekly eBay Grails 3/27
I hope you are all staying safe and well in these trying times. I want to get angry, mad, upset at corona’s audacity to take from me my one and only weekend hobby: thrifting. Alas, I cannot, for my former mistress eBay has stepped up to the plate to fill the gaping COVOID in my heart. Against all odds, I am now still able to find novelty sweatshirts and oversized sweaters my mom lovingly refers to as “unflattering.”
Before I reveal to you my list of this week’s eBay grails, I highly recommend checking out this article from the New York Times, which outlines how you can help victims of the virus. In addition to bragging to the homies about all the great deals you found on eBay, you can also brag about how generous of a person you are. Stay winning my friends.
Easing us into the weekend with a nice wardrobe staple from Polo.
Who needs a GPS when you have a novelty Alaska Highway t-shirt?
Hands down, the biggest complaint I get about these posts is I do not include enough Alaska Highway t-shirts. You hate to see me cave to the pressure, but I am nothing if not a people-pleaser.
There will be a prize for anyone that can figure out the eBay rabbit hole I fell down this week. Also, it will never cease to shock me how little people on eBay seem to know or care about staging their clothes. Did this shirt come out of the bottom of the laundry basket? If you cop, please wash first!
Not sure I which I like more: the pants or the quilt they’re laid down on. Unfortunately, only one is for sale.
Just after I go and slander the good sellers of eBay, “bestvintage” comes and dunks on me with this major drop shadow. Apparently, this shirt says “I Climbed the Great Wall of China,” so even in a time of travel bans you can still pretend to be a world traveler, and I hear the Wall just reopened this week.
I have a soft spot for any and all “I Survived…” t-shirts.
News AND Information!? Is there anything KFRC can’t do?
“Alright, our mascot is going to be a fox”
“Yeah, a JACKED fox”
“Sure”
“And he should be wearing a suit and sunglasses”
“Joe, this is an oddly specific vision you have in mind”
Ending this blog with a mic drop.
