Weekly eBay Grails 3/12
With the state of the world being where it is, I find myself blindly grasping at meaningless solutions to problems far beyond my control. I live in an intense state of anxiety caused by the impending death of the planet. Since I failed the Mensa test, it is obvious that my brain will not be conjuring up any groundbreaking solutions to this problem. Instead, I’ve done my best to minimize my culpability. This has involved avoiding buying fast fashion and new clothes whenever possible. Combine that with a love of deals and discounts and you have yourself an eBay fanatic.
Turns out, however, that an entry-level salary isn’t enough to afford every grail I find on eBay. So, I’ve done what any desperate twenty-something would do in my position: write an article for free with nothing to gain and only time to lose. Without further ado, I present to you my favorite finds on eBay this week.
This shirt is perfect for pushing that boundary of how many buttons is too many to unbutton.
Pro tip: If you don’t speak in an ambiguously European accent while wearing this shirt you are doing it wrong.
I can’t decipher what the graphic is supposed to be, but the good news is I don’t need to!
Justin Bieber’s stylish alter ego would wear the shit out of this.
This sweatshirt is both perfectly literal and perfectly abstract— my new favorite combo.
Yes, the rumors are true— I will be legally changing my name to Joel Watson.
I mean… I mean… I mean. Just imagine the entrances you could make with this bag.
