eBay Grails 10/30
I’ve been thinking a lot about Fall lately; I think it’s just nature’s way of coaxing us into thinking winter will be fun. Every year it’s the same fucking dance. Fall is all like “heeeyyyyy, are you ready to start dressing!? I’m talking layers, I’m talking accessories, I’m talking warm tones. This is the gift cold weather gives you baby!!” And our dumb brain (or is it just me?) Is like “wow, my favorite months of the year are rolling in! First its sweatshirts, then it’s fleeces, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas and then spring!!! There definitely won’t be anything in between to fuck up this major vibe.” And every year I feel like an IDIOT when all of a sudden shorts and hoodie season is co-opted by seasonal depression, Thanksgiving comes with the realization that the holidays are more fun in theory than practice and Christmas Day only reminds you that tomorrow Christmas is over and the cold isn’t leaving with it. And at that point, no amount of layers will save you. That being said, I hope you continue to feed into the delusion and carry on building your F/W wardrobe as if by February you won’t be begging to wear shorts again.
Give yourself the gift of brushed cotton this holiday season.
Oh your jeans have a zipper? that’s cute.
Can’t decide if this is a Bode would never... Bode should never situation.
If one of Kanye’s platforms was reissuing this Polo sweater I still wouldn’t vote for him.
Mary asked me to write a caption for this because “My brain hurts.” Better to have an inflamed brain than to just look at this sweater and exclusively be able to think “horsepower, horsepower…” Can you tell I haven’t written in a while?
- Jack
Could not be getting cozier vibes from this sweater.
This is what every man wishes he looks like when he says he’s going fishing.
I’m still here begging you to give up your 501s.
This morning’s Todd Snyder x LL Bean ain’t got shit on the big guns from Orslow.
A lot of people were saying I wouldn’t include a beautiful flannel from H.R. Market, but here I am proving them wrong.
I think the government needs to look into Ralph’s monopoly on fall wardrobes.
