eBay Grails
With the state of the world being where it is, I find myself blindly grasping at meaningless solutions to problems far beyond my control. I live in an intense state of anxiety caused by the impending death of the planet. Since I failed the Mensa test, it is obvious that my brain will not be conjuring up any groundbreaking solutions to this problem. Instead, I’ve done my best to minimize my culpability. This has involved avoiding buying fast fashion and new clothes whenever possible. Combine that with a love of deals and discounts and you have yourself an eBay fanatic.
Turns out, however, that an entry-level salary isn’t enough to afford every grail I find on eBay. So, I’ve done what any desperate twenty-something would do in my position: write an article for free with nothing to gain and only time to lose. Without further ado, I present to you my favorite finds on eBay this week.
Pickup this cool Nike crewneck so all of your friends and co-workers can ask you questions about a tennis tournament you’ve never actually heard of.
I love that this sweatshirt was just laid out on a tiled floor. Not even a façade of professionalism. That’s eBay baby!
I would have sex with someone who was wearing these Gucci cords and that’s the highest compliment I can give. Oh Lord, that green.
This is a tricky one, blanket coats can be risky. That being said, vintage Woolrich bangs and it comes at a much lower financial risk than buying new. If you feel you can pull it off, go for it.
The fact of the matter is college is for elitists. Be a man (or lady) of the people and buy high school tees. Also, listings like this really make me think about the seller’s financial situation if they’re desperate enough to sell a t-shirt from their high school gym class.
Everything about this shirt brings me joy. Sundog makes incredible tie-dye. They make quite a lot of Grateful Dead merch as well as some masterpieces for the Smithsonian.
